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Deemed Gay Propoganda, Eight Year Old is Refused Service at Restaurant for Drawing a Rainbow

Written By brian botano on Friday, July 10, 2015 | 3:32 PM

A restaurant named “The Sunshine Grill” has caused quite a stir in Abilene, Texas when it refused to serve an 8 year old girl for drawing a rainbow

Missy Smith’s parents said they were at their table waiting for their food to come when their 8 year old daughter picked up some crayons from the kids menu and drew a rainbow on her paper place mat. 

That is when things took a turn for the unexpected.  Missy’s parents said that the restaurant’s owner, Lloyd Jackson, approached the family and told them he would not serve his daughter and asked them to leave. 

“At that point we were totally baffled and asked why he would not serve us.  We were shocked at the reasoning given by Mr. Jackson.”  He said that h we would have to leave.

“I tried to explain that my daughter was not a lesbian and just loved to draw rainbows.”  Mr. Jackson replied that he did not believe me and said my daughter’s short hair looked suspicious.  He then proceeded to say that even if she was not gay, he would not tolerate gay propaganda in his restaurant.”

At that point, the Smith family had enough and got up to leave, but on their way out, Mr. Jackson yelled to Missy that he hoped she liked hell.

“That put Missy in tears.  She had no clue what was gong on and why this man was yelling at her.  She has not bee the same since the incident and literally cries when she sees a rainbow.  It is quite tragic.”

When interviewed, Mr. Jackson said that he does not feel the least bit bad about what he did.  “I am a god loving Christian and being gay is a sin.  I have every right to decline service to anyone I choose and should not be persecuted over it. Everyone is being so sensitive.   When my 8 month pregnant wife was denied alcohol at one of the bars we frequent, I did not notify the media and try to get their business closed for discriminating against a condition that she was born with (alcoholism).  We just went to another bar down the street and got wasted. “

Mr. Jackson was then asked what would happened if any more openly gay people tried to frequent his restaurant.  He replied “I will do the same thing, ask them to leave.  I have a plan to cut them off before entering though.  Starting Monday I will be posting a sign that reads ‘If you are Queer, you can’t eat here!’, he said with a chuckle.

Missy Smith’s parents say the unsure if they plan on bringing a lawsuit against Mr. Jackson, but urge patrons to avoid eating at the restaurant and to call Mr. Jackson to express how bigoted he is being.

If you would like to call “The Sunshine Grill” to express your feelings on the issue, their phone number is  (785)132-6707.

New Push to Label GMPO's (Genetically-Modified Pet Owners)

Written By Bill Hourly on Monday, July 6, 2015 | 10:00 AM

The push for GMO-labeling has empowered and widened the circle of citizens who are concerned by processes which have just the right mix of semantically-sounding malevolence, and lack an arbitrary amount of "naturalness."  The latest development is the push to label GMPO's (Genetically-Modified Pet Owners).

We were able to get a hold of the head of GMPOL (Genetically-Modified Pet Owner Labeling).  A man who simply identified himself as Terry, stated:

Paternal Peer Review of Charlie Sheen's Maternal Analysis

Written By Bill Hourly on Monday, June 22, 2015 | 1:44 PM

In a recent analysis, Charlie Sheen drew a sharp distinction between the maternal accomplishments of his ex-wives, Brook Mueller and Denise Richards.  His assessment makes clear that he regards Mueller as the more accomplished of the two (though confusingly, comparing her to a class of musician often associated with mind-altering substances and irreparable hearing loss by the age of 30). In fact, his critique of Richards went so far as to categorize her as an an ungulate who not only engages in religious heresy, but whose best days are clearly behind her.  Whether the last portion was in regards to her abilities as a mother or an actress was not made clear by the rather vague, but scathing review.

LAPD Cop car breaks down: Cop calls Uber

The popularity of Uber (an app/website-accessible hub that gives users access to a private, taxi-like system when they need a ride) has really surged in previous months.  This has provided a stream of revenue for Uber drivers, as well as given people the option to find rides at more affordable rates, and in vehicles whose interiors don't smell like a fat man's sweaty armpit on a hot summer day.

While Cab companies aren't too happy, Law Enforcement seems to be benefiting from this new innovation.  One example is Officer Jim T Bagger who, when responding to a domestic violence call, realized his car wouldn't start.

Obama Actually White - Republican Approval Skyrockets

Written By Bill Hourly on Tuesday, June 16, 2015 | 10:55 PM

Obama comes out as white

Hot on the heels of Rachel Dolezal's "white scandal," Barack Obama has openly stated that he too, is white.  Reactions among various demographics remain mixed, except one: Republicans.  Since coming out as white, Republican approval ratings of the President have surged from 14% to 48%, a rate that's unheard of across partisan lines like this.

Rachel Dolezal: 'How in the Hell was I supposed to Know I was White?'

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Rachel Dolezal recently sat down for an exclusive interview with Outhouse Daily to address the wave of backlash that has caused her to resign from her position with the NAACP. She feels that people are not being fair in their criticism of her character, and says that she would never have purposely misrepresented herself. 

"This was an honest mistake. I've got curly hair and I tan easy. How was I supposed to know what race I am? Do I look like a genealogist to you? It's not like I walk around all day checking my DNA. Only an idiot would lie about something like that and expect not to get caught."

She went on to say that she feels that she's being unfairly targeted because she was once identified as a women of African American decent. 

"Even if I was lying, this is an outrage. This is America, I can be any damn race I want. It's the 28th Amendment. This is oppression in the highest form, and it's everything I have fought so hard against.One day last year, after I smoked a bunch of pot, I thought I was Chinese for like an entire week. Nobody said a damn thing to me. All of the sudden this is some huge deal."

Dolezal says that she doesn't know what her future holds, but says she can still make a difference in the community to improve racial relations. 

"Becoming white again has really been an eye opening experience. I got like 100 pre-approved credit cards and Banana Republic coupons in the mail, the next day. Now that I've found out I'm white there seem to be all kinds of avenues open to me. I just applied at the Ku Klux Klan. I've got experience in the racial relations field, so it's a move that makes sense."
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