Trump Blames Black Friday on Affirmative Action, Hawks Make Friday White Again Hats.
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In his latest Tweet storm, President Trump railed against Black Friday. His Tweets included everything from asking why it isn't Whi...
Friday, November 24
Thursday, November 2
Trump Orders Full Shutdown of the White House to Find Missing Taylor Swift Album
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Washington: The White House went into lock down early this morning as President Trump stormed the hallways frantically searching for hi...
Former St. Louis Resident Misses the Smell of Gun Smoke
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St. Louis, MO: Long time St. Louis native Carlos Fith has recently begun to lament about his one time home. After living in the Gateway t...
Trump Names Outhouse Daily His #1 Source for Fake News
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Mar-a-Lago: President Trump gave a rare endorsement today at a press conference from Mar-a-Lago. After again lashing out the the main st...
Trump Says He's Not Worried About Impeachment
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D.C.- With the Mueller investigation seemingly moving ahead at full speed, Trump has taken an uncharacteristically low key approach. Thi...
Hillary Clinton 'I Probably Wouldn't Have Sucked as Bad as Trump'
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New York, NY: Hillary Clinton has been in the news recently as she's been making media rounds to promote her knew book What Happened...
Wednesday, November 1
Top Ten Most Effective Birth Control Methods for Men 2017
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The San Fernando Valley School of Medicine has released the findings of a year long study regarding the effectiveness of various forms of ...
Sunday, September 24
Climatologist becomes Climate Change Denier after hearing Political Arguments
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The topic of climate change/global warming has become a heated (pun totally intended) topic over the last few years. Despite the fact t...
Monday, August 21
Trump hospitalized after staring at Eclipse for 48 seconds
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Washington DC - Donald Trump has been sent to the hospital due to serious retina damage from having stared at today's eclipse for 48 ...
Friday, June 23
Trump on Healthcare: 'We Covered Most of the Important People'
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Cedar Rapids, IA: At a rally in Cedar Rapids today President Trump spoke to supporters regarding the Senate's newly draft healthca...
Tuesday, June 6
Man Plans His Own Demise After Failing to Pickup One-Eyed Woman in Bar
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Detroit, MI: Richard Morris, a 33-year-old unemployed sports mascot, has recently decided to commit suicide as a result of his latest fa...
