Trump Blames Black Friday on Affirmative Action, Hawks Make Friday White Again Hats. Bill Hourly 2:32 PM In his latest Tweet storm, President Trump railed against Black Friday. His Tweets included everything from asking why it isn't Whi... Continue Reading
Trump Orders Full Shutdown of the White House to Find Missing Taylor Swift Album Bradley J. Berger 5:00 PM Washington: The White House went into lock down early this morning as President Trump stormed the hallways frantically searching for hi... Continue Reading
Former St. Louis Resident Misses the Smell of Gun Smoke Bradley J. Berger 4:35 PM St. Louis, MO: Long time St. Louis native Carlos Fith has recently begun to lament about his one time home. After living in the Gateway t... Continue Reading
Trump Names Outhouse Daily His #1 Source for Fake News Bradley J. Berger 12:12 PM Mar-a-Lago: President Trump gave a rare endorsement today at a press conference from Mar-a-Lago. After again lashing out the the main st... Continue Reading
Trump Says He's Not Worried About Impeachment Bradley J. Berger 12:05 PM D.C.- With the Mueller investigation seemingly moving ahead at full speed, Trump has taken an uncharacteristically low key approach. Thi... Continue Reading
Hillary Clinton 'I Probably Wouldn't Have Sucked as Bad as Trump' Bradley J. Berger 12:04 PM New York, NY: Hillary Clinton has been in the news recently as she's been making media rounds to promote her knew book What Happened... Continue Reading
Top Ten Most Effective Birth Control Methods for Men 2017 Bradley J. Berger 12:08 PM The San Fernando Valley School of Medicine has released the findings of a year long study regarding the effectiveness of various forms of ... Continue Reading
Climatologist becomes Climate Change Denier after hearing Political Arguments Bill Hourly 3:55 PM The topic of climate change/global warming has become a heated (pun totally intended) topic over the last few years. Despite the fact t... Continue Reading
Trump hospitalized after staring at Eclipse for 48 seconds Bill Hourly 3:28 PM Washington DC - Donald Trump has been sent to the hospital due to serious retina damage from having stared at today's eclipse for 48 ... Continue Reading
Trump on Healthcare: 'We Covered Most of the Important People' Bradley J. Berger 1:09 PM Cedar Rapids, IA: At a rally in Cedar Rapids today President Trump spoke to supporters regarding the Senate's newly draft healthca... Continue Reading
Man Plans His Own Demise After Failing to Pickup One-Eyed Woman in Bar Bradley J. Berger 10:49 PM Detroit, MI: Richard Morris, a 33-year-old unemployed sports mascot, has recently decided to commit suicide as a result of his latest fa... Continue Reading