Trump hospitalized after staring at Eclipse for 48 seconds
Bill Hourly
3:28 PM
Washington DC - Donald Trump has been sent to the hospital due to serious retina damage from having stared at today's eclipse for 48 ...
Monday, August 21
Friday, June 23
Trump on Healthcare: 'We Covered Most of the Important People'
Bradley J. Berger
1:09 PM
Cedar Rapids, IA: At a rally in Cedar Rapids today President Trump spoke to supporters regarding the Senate's newly draft healthca...
Tuesday, June 6
Man Plans His Own Demise After Failing to Pickup One-Eyed Woman in Bar
Bradley J. Berger
10:49 PM
Detroit, MI: Richard Morris, a 33-year-old unemployed sports mascot, has recently decided to commit suicide as a result of his latest fa...
Saturday, June 3
Kathy Griffin has Assembled Top Team to Draft Apology Statement
Bradley J. Berger
2:29 PM
New York, NY: Kathy Griffin has issued an exclusive statement regarding the controversy surrounding her recent termination from CNN. Th...
Friday, June 2
Westboro Baptist Church Employee Files Discrimination Lawsuit
Bradley J. Berger
5:32 PM
Photo by Americaroof wikicommons Topeka, KS: A longtime Westboro Baptist Church employee has filed a lawsuit against his employer, c...
Sean Spicer: 'Just Because People are Breathing in Thick Black Smog Doesn't Mean it Actually Exists'
Bradley J. Berger
3:40 PM
Washington DC- Sean Spicer met with reporters for the first time since President Trump announced the US withdrawal from the Paris climate...
In Wake of His Announcement on Paris Accord Trump Calls for Creation of National Pollution Day
Bradley J. Berger
2:57 PM
Washington DC- President Donald Trump made a celebratory round of interviews this Thursday in the wake of his historic announcement that ...
Trump yells at Siri, calls her a "nasty woman"
Bill Hourly
1:49 PM
In response to angry shouting by President Donald Trump, White House aides and secret service agents rushed into the oval office feari...
World's Worst Band, Lizard Stick, Finally Announces Retirement
Bradley J. Berger
7:40 AM
Nashville: Legendary only for their determination, 70's country rock band Lizard Stick has finally announced they will retire in Jun...
Thursday, June 1
Trump on Paris Accord: 'If There are Two Things I Hate, It's the Polar Ice Caps and Obama'
Bradley J. Berger
5:19 PM
Washington DC: President Trump held true to his campaign pledge today as he announced today that the United States will withdraw from th...
Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh Have Bloody Fist Fight to Decide Who's More Right Wing
Bradley J. Berger
3:59 PM
Photo by Gage Skidmore New York, NY: It was a shocking scene for the customers at NoBu restaurant over Saturday as conservative talk s...
