Trump Blames Black Friday on Affirmative Action, Hawks Make Friday White Again Hats.
Bill Hourly
2:32 PM
In his latest Tweet storm, President Trump railed against Black Friday. His Tweets included everything from asking why it isn't Whi...
Friday, November 24
Thursday, November 2
Trump Orders Full Shutdown of the White House to Find Missing Taylor Swift Album
Bradley J. Berger
5:00 PM
Washington: The White House went into lock down early this morning as President Trump stormed the hallways frantically searching for hi...
Former St. Louis Resident Misses the Smell of Gun Smoke
Bradley J. Berger
4:35 PM
St. Louis, MO: Long time St. Louis native Carlos Fith has recently begun to lament about his one time home. After living in the Gateway t...
Trump Names Outhouse Daily His #1 Source for Fake News
Bradley J. Berger
12:12 PM
Mar-a-Lago: President Trump gave a rare endorsement today at a press conference from Mar-a-Lago. After again lashing out the the main st...
Trump Says He's Not Worried About Impeachment
Bradley J. Berger
12:05 PM
D.C.- With the Mueller investigation seemingly moving ahead at full speed, Trump has taken an uncharacteristically low key approach. Thi...
Hillary Clinton 'I Probably Wouldn't Have Sucked as Bad as Trump'
Bradley J. Berger
12:04 PM
New York, NY: Hillary Clinton has been in the news recently as she's been making media rounds to promote her knew book What Happened...
Wednesday, November 1
Top Ten Most Effective Birth Control Methods for Men 2017
Bradley J. Berger
12:08 PM
The San Fernando Valley School of Medicine has released the findings of a year long study regarding the effectiveness of various forms of ...
Sunday, September 24
Climatologist becomes Climate Change Denier after hearing Political Arguments
Bill Hourly
3:55 PM
The topic of climate change/global warming has become a heated (pun totally intended) topic over the last few years. Despite the fact t...
Monday, August 21
Trump hospitalized after staring at Eclipse for 48 seconds
Bill Hourly
3:28 PM
Washington DC - Donald Trump has been sent to the hospital due to serious retina damage from having stared at today's eclipse for 48 ...
Friday, June 23
Trump on Healthcare: 'We Covered Most of the Important People'
Bradley J. Berger
1:09 PM
Cedar Rapids, IA: At a rally in Cedar Rapids today President Trump spoke to supporters regarding the Senate's newly draft healthca...
Tuesday, June 6
Man Plans His Own Demise After Failing to Pickup One-Eyed Woman in Bar
Bradley J. Berger
10:49 PM
Detroit, MI: Richard Morris, a 33-year-old unemployed sports mascot, has recently decided to commit suicide as a result of his latest fa...
