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Monday, April 29

Men’s Health Magazine puts out Annual Rankings for Biggest Size by Race

Men’s Health Magazine has released its annual rankings for biggest penis size by race. For the 20th year in a row, African Americans are on top with an average length of 10 inches.

This year’s biggest change in position came from the Asian race. They moved up 2 spots to number 3 on the list and reported increases in length by almost an inch over last year’s average. 

The big jump in rankings is believed to result from a correction in how the Asian race measures. The universal standard for measuring length is to start on the top of the member and run the measuring tape from the pelvic area to the tip. The Asian community has been measuring from the bottom starting from where the testes meets the shaft and then measuring out to the tip. This error has cost the Asian race greatly in previous year’s rankings.

The Native Americans round out the bottom spot for the 10th year in a row with an average length of 5.1 inches. It should be noted, however, that the magazine has never actually been able to find a full blooded Native American, and ended up using data from a guy who claimed to be 1/20th Cherokee on his mother’s side.

Here are the results of Men’s Health largest averages from largest to smallest averages:

Race- Average length: 

1. African America- 10.3"
2. Caucasian- 6.1" 
3. Asian-5.8" 
4. Pacific Islander-5.7"
5. Hispanic-5.6" 
6. Native American-5.3"
7. Guys From Utah-3.3"


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  11. This article seems to be B.S. I am an African American man. I do not hardly if ever see penises in real life, but I can tell you that there are Black women who will not sleep with someone with 10 inches. Other sources put Black American men and African men between 6 inches and 7, with the largest average reported to be 7.1. To this source: Please be factual in your reporting. You are propagating exaggeration of stereotypes and making some people unnecessarily uncomfortable. It is obvious you did not properly survey a valid cross section. You must have measured a bunch of porn kings or made these numbers up or something to get the Black stats. This is so bogus and you are not helping Black men with this junk report. Just causing those who already fear and are intimidated by us to do so the more- like we are not already persecuted, feared, and hated enough by many in society!

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