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Friday, August 9

Mel Gibson Talks New Role in 'Expendables 3', Says He's Not Racist Anymore

Hollywood, CA: Mel Gibson spoke to the press for the first time since the announcement of his role in the new Sylvester Stallone film "Expendables 3." This will be the third film in the "Expendables" franchise and is expected to open later this year.  Many were surprised by Stallone's selection of Gibson for what is said to be a sizable role in the film. Gibson was open about his recent troubles and says that he's worked hard over the past few years to become a better person.

"It has sucked ass for me.  I just want to assure the public that I am no longer racist.  I didn't realize that singling out groups based on nothing but superficial stereotypes would be such a career killer. If I would have known that I'd have never been racist in the first place. For that fact I'm not going to be racist anymore."

Gibson went on to say that moviegoers should keep an open mind and that his personal life should be separate from his body of work. 

"Do you remember 'Brave Heart?'  I was racist when I made that and it didn't stop you from liking it. I think I even won an Oscar for that one.  I'm asking that you go see my movie because I no longer hate black people and I've learned to communicate my feelings in a more meaningful and productive way. I went to rehab and they cured me. If I keep up with my 12 Steps I will win the Nobel Peace Prize.

"I still dislike Jews, homosexuals, dark skinned whites, Asians, Mexicans and woman. I've hated those groups for years and never had any trouble selling tickets to movies so I'm not ready to give that up just yet."


  1. You are a complete ignorant idiot.
    Mel Gibson never ever said anything racist in ´his life, and he never ever disliked women.
    What he disliked was being con by a golddiger who has coned several actors and business men before.
    Ask timothy dalton, david foster, the ballet danser in london, very old with whom she lived 2 years and dryied for money as well as the english old man she was maried for 2 years to get english pass and dried too, and the man who introduced her to timoty dalton, and that she was about to get married with but that she droped and moved to timoty dalton home without dalton aprouval.. and ask the russian student in law of good family that she married in russia, lensed for money and after 2 months to go to england where she met with her alphonse, a russian man form Saransk Mordovia like her, and who run a golddiger russian bride business in California and whos videos to recruite more russian brides can be seen on youtube! on his golddiger youtube account.
    All what you have are recorded phone conversation, heavily tampered with so much that they couldnt be used in court and were refused as evidence by both the DA's prosecutors and the LA police investigators, but that aspect was reported , if reported, on a very low key level by the media at large.
    It will have destroyed the golden eggs that the story of oksana the marthyr was for them all.
    The recorded conversation occured between the 18 and 19 february 2010, and was made by oksana together with audio engeneer johnny who was living with oksana in mel gibsons home for free and assisted oksana in the recording sessions but also in the tmapering of those recordings as he declared to the LA police in his statemnet from november 2010.
    Mel Gibson was never heard nor recorded saying anything antisemitic, and if being agaisnt one person or mad at one person means being mad at everybody then you have a credibility and honesty problem and are an hypocrite and fill of prejudices, whihc i believe is what you accuse Mel Gibson to be.
    For your knowledge oksana contacted mel gibson in august spetember 2008, for him to make her a CD but also for him ot finace her klaw suite agaisnt timothy dalton that she accused of domestic violence agaisnt her and acted as the poor abuse woman towards mel who paid for all her adocat expensise as it came forth in june 2011, but that the judge choosed to not take into account..
    In november 2008, oksana met with her klawyers and timothy sdalton and struked a dela where she got substantial money for not come out with that fake story that dalton had abused her.
    Mel Gibson being part of it by letting her use his own lawyers, when she did that same shitto him a year later, 15 mobnths later exactly, timothy dalton didnt came to mel gibsons help and was jsut smiling at how Mel Gibson had learned the hard way what woman this oksana was. And dalton being without money himslef at the time, septemebr 2010, he was jolly glad that it was mel who had to pay for the housing and school and medical needs and feeding of his son alexander..

  2. Fuck racist ass Mel and fuck his movies!