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Sunday, August 16

Burglars Sue ADT for Lost Earnings

ADT is the named defendant in a class-action lawsuit representing thousands of out-of-work burglars and home invaders.  The lawsuit claims that ADT has made it impossible for many burglars to properly do their jobs, forcing them to look for work in other industries.  Those who've stayed in the industry have cited increased work-related stress.

The lawsuit claimed damages of several types, with some burglars claiming PTSD just from seeing ADT logo.

I've earned some decent bucks in the past breakin' into homes and stealin' a few electronic items and the occasional jewelry set.   But these ADT guys are makin' it impossible it's like I can't catch a break no more.  I even got stress now from seeing these ADT yard signs allovers the place.  It's like one of those disruptual technologies.  I shoulda done like the smarter burglars and gotten outta this industry and into the banking sector 10 years ago.  Even the dumb ones who went into multi-level marketing are doing better than me.  I used to have a good peace of mind in this business.  Now all I got is stress.
No representative from ADT was available for comment.  So we tripped our own ADT alarm to get them to call us (the operator refused to transfer us to their PR or legal department).

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