Burning Bush Inc, a company dedicated to creating products that allow Christians to enjoy life while adhering to Biblical standards has introduced a product that will allow Christians to enjoy premarital sex without actually sinning.
The new Jesus condom is very thick and ensure no pleasure will be derived from sexual penetration. This will allow young Christians who succumb to
peer pressure to maintain their purity. It may also help them refrain from getting married at 19 and divorcing their partners or signing up for Ashley Madison accounts at 30.
Zacharias from Burning Bush Productions had this to say:
These condoms are shielded with the fortitude of Jesus and the holy spirit. You can have sex and have Jesus in you at the same time.Full disclosure: Several staff members here at OHD tried these condoms with multiple sex partners and can vouch that they provide no pleasure.