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Friday, June 2

Trump yells at Siri, calls her a "nasty woman"

In response to angry shouting by President Donald Trump, White House aides and secret service agents rushed into the oval office fearing for his safety. Upon entering his office they realized Donald Trump was shouting at his iPhone, yelling "Siri, you're a nasty woman!"  Turning to the agent, Trump yelled "tell this woman to get out of my phone!"

"I'm sick of arguing with her!" yelled Trump.

The agent calmly explained to President Trump that Siri was merely software that answers questions, not an actual person.  The President seemed confused by the statement and responded by firing the agent on the spot.

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